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cphoenix:
Try this one on kids. Tell them, "You wanna hear a knock-knock joke?" ... "OK, you start."
Kid: Knock knock!
You: Who's there?
Kid: (realizes that he's been had...) ADD
cphoenix:
Trojan Horse: DO NOT READ THIS!!! IT MAY FORMAT YOUR CITY!!! MORE
cphoenix:
You know you live in Silicon Valley when:
>>You make $120,000 a year, but can't find a place to live. MORE
jbperez808:
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless. - Unknown ADD